World's Shortest Books

I understand that you don't have a ton of extra time to read books, so, I've compiled a short list of books that can be read at a single sitting. World's Shortest Books
MY BLACK GIRLFRIENDS By Tiger Woods ____________________________________________
THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY By Jane Fonda & Cindy Sheehan Illustrated by Michael Moore Foreword by George Soros ________________________________________
MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS & HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINA By Rev Jesse Jackson & Rev Al Sharpton ______________________________________
THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL By Hillary Clinton ___________________________________
Sequel: THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HILLARY By Bill Clinton _____________________________
THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD By Bill Gates ____________________________________
THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY By Dennis Rodman _________________________________
THINGS WE KNOW TO BE TRUE By Al Gore & John Kerry _____________________________________
GUIDE TO: THE PACIFIC By Amelia Earhart ____________________________________
HOW TO LIVE LIFE TO THE FULLEST By Dr. Jack Kevorkian __________________________________
TO ALL THE MEN WE HAVE LOVED BEFORE By Ellen de Generes & Rosie O'Donnell _______________________
GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE By Mike Tyson __________________________________
THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY _______________________________________
MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS By O. J. Simpson _________________________________________
HOW TO DRINK & DRIVE SAFELY By Ted Kennedy ______________________________
MY BOOK OF MORALS By Bill Clinton With introduction by The Rev. Jesse Jackson ____________________________________________________
HOW TO WIN A SUPERBOWL BY THE DETROIT LIONS ___________________________________________________
My Complete Knowledge of Military Strategy By Nancy Pelosi ________________________________________________________
AND, JUST ADDED: And the shortest book of them all... THINGS I DID TO DESERVE THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE by Barack Obama

GOD BLESS THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA AND ALL WHO SUPPORT AND DEFEND HER!
Posted by Michael T. Wayne- A Little Crazy