Teacher Arrested

(Ha- Ha)
A public school teacher was arrested today at John F. Kennedy International airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a compass, a slide-rule and a calculator. At a morning press conference, Attorney General Eric Holder said he believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-Gebra movement.
He did not identify the man, who has been charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction.
'Al-Gebra is a problem for us', the Attorney General said. 'They derive solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in search of absolute values.'
They use secret code names like "X" and "Y" and refer to themselves as "unknowns" but we have determined that they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country. As the Greek philosopher Isosceles used to say, "There are 3 sides to every triangle."
When asked to comment on the arrest, President Obama said, "If God had wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction, He would have given us more fingers and toes." White House aides told reporters they could not recall a more intelligent or profound statement by the President. It is believed that another Nobel Prize will follow.
MTW-This administration is really on top of things. You all know they are morons. Cowards voted them in, afraid of the Mormon “cult”, even though they are also Christians, believing in the Holy Trinity, and accepting Christ into your heart, basically my fellow Christians were not up to par; for a Country founded upon Religious Freedom first and foremost, I take exception to the fact that our leaders are our leaders. I am not Republican. I am a Christian, and a Moderate, who wishes you Washington D.C. children would merely learn how to co-operate. The we are right and you are wrong is not getting us anywhere. I did not vote for these Godless Democrats, nor do I want my freedoms taken, any more than the First and the Second Amendment. God, or “Karma” always seems to work things in the Universe out no matter what. He needs to work on Congress and the whole damned D.C., starting with the White House and A. G.
GOD BLESS YOU ALL.
Posted by Michael T. Wayne- A Little Crazy